The Cursed Thread

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Apparently the law got him evicted from his house for good and he’s facing between 1-10 years of prison time, as mom/son incest is a class 5 felony.
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I’d be surprised if he actually gets prison. It would take a really crappy lawyer to fumble an incompetence to stand trial defense. I’m leaning toward involuntary admission to a psychiatric hospital.
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According to the trolls who reported and monitored the issue, if Chris’s mom is too affected by her dementia to explain what happened and since when it had been happening, Chris is going straight to prison. Other thing that has been discussed is that since Chris raped a demented old lady it means he cannot ever be allowed to get near his mother, so he can’t ever be allowed to return to his house.
 
Basically, this is how Chris’ life ends.
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I am not a lawyer, I don’t play one on TV, and I didn’t sleep at a Holiday Inn last night either, but I would be surprised if a jury would convict on the basis of a recording only, if the victim is unable and/or unwilling to testify. Reasonable doubt, and all that. If I were on the jury, I’d be saying, “show me proof that this actually happened and isn’t just the babblings of a babbling tard who also babbles about fucking Pikachu.”
 
On the other hand, well…
 
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According to the trolls reporting this, Chris was publically admiting to use his mother to sate his sexual urges to the point that the police got involved and Barbara Chandler was sent to an hospital for a routinary medical examination to confirm/debunk if there are any signs of recent sexual activity. If the medics find any traces of Chris inside of her, it’s over for him.  
And if Chris tries (or already has) to babble his superpowers/dimensional merge bullshit he might be declared unfit to live on his own and sent to a mental institution rather than going to jail.
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Not trying to defend the human trainwreck, and I think it’s not implausible that he did what he’s been accused of, but I think it’s been pretty clear for years that he’s really, really messed up in the head. He could admit to sinking the Lusitania and killing Millard Fillmore next. What comes out of his mouth doesn’t necessarily correspond to anything in reality… and when you’re talking about putting people in prison, that’s important. I know we like to see the world in clear, black-and-white tones. I know we prefer everything to be simple.
 
I think the best possible outcome here is commitment, permanent if the local law allows. He should have been committed long ago. Even the briefest examination of his life, even if you discount all the craziest, worst things from places like Something Awful and /b/ and Encyclopedia Dramatica as exaggerations or falsehoods created “for the lulz,” leads to the inescapable conclusion that he should never have been allowed to live on his own. It is manifestly obvious that he’s not competent to take care of himself and never has been. He should have been put in an assisted living facility, some kind of halfway house, when he turned eighteen, some place where he could have continuous supervision and no unsupervised Internet access. He was never going to be normal and he was never going to be able to live on his own, but none of the rest had to happen. None of it. A hundred years ago he’d have been the village idiot and after the fourth or fifth time he got caught molesting the livestock he’d have gotten jailed and sterilized as a mental defective and lived out the rest of his days at a Hull House, with the proctors keeping him on a short leash, perhaps literaly.
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I thought Chris Chan went through transition because she thought it would make her more popular with girls or something. I mean, I’ll call her she if she wants, but I’m not convinced she did this to necessarily better her own life.
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