"@Officer Hotpants":/forums/dis/topics/random-nonsense-thread?post_id=54273#post_54273
You would be surprised just how "much controversy":https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwinobe8vMnzAhXVq3IEHZRFCfoQtwJ6BAgPEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.khq.com%2Fnews%2Fbill-would-make-dwarf-tossing-illegal-in-washington%2Farticle_eaf56bc6-2046-11e9-b6b9-8312bba73169.html&usg=AOvVaw2ozNdl7hEkgSkS39fhlHPr and "debate this":https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwinobe8vMnzAhXVq3IEHZRFCfoQFnoECCQQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Facademic.oup.com%2Fajj%2Farticle-pdf%2F38%2F1%2F335%2F6653905%2Fajj-38-335.pdf&usg=AOvVaw1BAmiqLI2tqeApUG-nAx9a "causes over":https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/10/06/141133785/dwarf-tossing-long-banned-may-return-in-florida "the years!":https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2001/11/29/dave-the-dwarf-wants-state-law-tossed-out/
No problem. Hopefully it can suit your need
and if doesn't turn out you way, "paintdotnet":https://www.getpaint.net/ A program I have heard of before but never used, LOL, for being stuck in the world of linux for so long. Perhaps it might be better as a step above MSpaint but below Gimp, though I still highly recommend at least trying Gimp.
"@Adan Druego":/forums/dis/topics/random-nonsense-thread?post_id=54265#post_54265
Pip pitching sounds fun!