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There’s a Punisher story where a mob guy is hit in the brain with a drugged dart that was meant for the Punisher. It gives him permanent brain damage and among other things, it makes the poor guy to fall in love with a pumpkin and have sex with it.
As usual for a Punsher story, everyone dies but the pumpkin guy actually survives and decides to live as a wandering cowboy, with the pumpkin as his faithful companion.
As unusual for a Punisher comic, the ending strongly implies that Pumpkin guy got to live a happy life after finding true love with his pumpkin.