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According to Kiwifarms, it was declared that way because it was the closest thing the state's law had available to describe Chris' felony.
Law is weird.
(Edit)
Forgot to mention that Kiwifarms published a new letter and according to it, Chris wants to send his mom to a nursing home so he could take over and claim the house for himself, but feels mad because his mother doesn't want to cooperate.
Yeah, he can't understand why his mother isn't happy with the idea of being sent to a crappy nursing home so her autist son could rob her blind.
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According to Kiwifarms, it was declared that way because it was the closest thing the state's law had available to describe Chris' felony.
Law is weird.
(Edit)
Forgot to mention that Kiwifarms published a new letter and according to it, Chris wants to send his mom to a nursing home so he could take over and claim the house for himself, but feels mad because his mother doesn't want to cooperate.
Yeah, he can't understand why his mother isn't happy with the idea of being sent to a crappy nursing home so her autist son could rob her blind.