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You can sleep all you want because you’re now unemployed and you live in Wyoming so you’re unlikely to find another job anytime soon. The state gives you a debit card with a monthly food allowance sufficient to live on (so you can pay nothing if you live within your modeanstly), but they will only pay for certain things (no restaurants, no alcohol, etc.) and you can only use it at sketchy stores with this sign in the window:


I wish I had a girlfriend.