Enjoy! •W•  
(Original sketch:sta.sh/0y7o0q60wli)
 
When you are officially tired of pizza deliveries always being late to the point where your pizza’s cold, there’s no need to worry anymore! You can just give a call to your new quick delivery pal, Glim Glam the Pizza Man! She’ll deliver your pizza in seconds with fresh hot pizza as if it just got out of the oven. With fresh ingredients and made with care, Glim Glam is always ready to provide the best pizzas in Equestria!
 
Just ask these ponies!  
“Her pizzas are always made with perfect ingredients and accuracy. I taught her, after all.” -Twilight Sparkle  
“The food is indeed good, but obviously she can never make the best pizzas without the Great and Powerful Trixie to aid her!” -The Great and Powerful Trixie  
“Neither me nor Boulder can’t even begin to express how much her pizza is so delicious…” -Maud Pie  
“I gotta say, I never knew she was much of a cook, being surrounded in studies and such, but I will say that I really like the pizza!” -Sunburst  
“I really need to try more of this pizza! It’s soooooo good! The whole hive wants a lot of orders, so in case you’re not too busy, Starlight, pretty please?” -King Thorax  
“Starlight Glimmer is a real b****.”* -(Formal) Queen Chrysalis
 
By the way, yes, I know Starlight’s a mare and not a man. Shut up and let me have my pun! >3<  
Oh yeah, and Happy Cutie Mark Crusaders Day. Forgot about that, honestly. o_o
 
 
Criticism/requests welcome  
Starlight Glimmer-Hasbro