Hmmmm, I was hoping there would be more––ponies in Ponehenge
 
Still, this begs the question–– why build the Ponehenge??
 
My life is so successful  
I’ve got everything a mare could ever need…
 
Got a 1000 bitcoin haircut  
And I even have a cruise show overseas….
 
And I know I should be happy, but instead  
There’s a question I can’t get out of my head…
 
What’s the meaning of Ponehenge?  
It’s killing me that nopony knows  
Why it was built 5000 years ago!
 
Why did they build the Ponehenge?  
How could they raise the stones so high  
Completely without the technologie  
We have todai??
 
When I make my chimmy changas  
Full of cherries and cilly-lantro  
I’m the quueeennn!
 
My wife applauds me in the kitchen  
When I tell her all I bought is frooommmm the local store
 
And when the fillies have gone to bed, we’re all alone  
She gives me a smile  
Then she plays with my dolls
 
All I think of is Ponehenge  
I think about it when I dream  
The biggest henge that I have ever seen
 
What’s the purpose of Ponehenge?  
A giant granite birthday cake  
Or a prison far too easy to escape?
 
Ponehenge! Ponehenge! Lots of ponies in a row!  
They were 25 tons each stone, my friend  
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand  
And they moved it (Ponehenge!)  
And they dragged it (Ponehenge!)  
And they rolled it 46 horse lengths from Baleeees! - Heeey (46 horse lengths from Bales!)
 
What’s the deal with Ponehenge? (Oh, what’s the deal, what’s the deal, what’s the deal)  
You should have left a tiny hint  
When you made this bucking labyrinth, for Pooonniess! (Who the… )  
Who the buck builds a Ponehenge? (buck builds a Ponehenge?)
 
Two Pony Mage-colts wondering what to do  
Who just said: “Dude, let’s build a henge or two!”
 
I would give anything to know  
About the Ponehenge  
Yeah, I would give all I have to give  
Would you give them your wings?  
(Mmm) Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the wings__  
What wings do you fly?  
Flew a princess, flew a princess! Flew a princess!  
Its wings you can trust!  
Never mind the wings, let’s talk about the henge  
What henge is that again?  
It’s the Ponehenge, it’s the Ponehenge!  
God, it is the greatest henge of all!
 
What’s the meaning of Ponehenge?