Page 29 - Out of the Frying Pan

Pinkie Pie is best pony. Very closely followed by Rarity. Then followed by everypony else tying for third.

Spike: …and then Princess Celestia banished Tiamat to the bottom of the ocean! Or so the legend goes, anyway. Now, about how I became Twilight’s familiar…
Twilight Sparkle: Actually we’re home now so it’s been nice meeting you!
SFX: (SLAM)
Spike: That wasn’t very polite, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: There’s a doomsday scenario to deal with, Spike! Between the rich ranger, the barbaric weatherpony, the social rogue, and the animal lover, I’ve had ENOUGH of these labyrinthine character introductions!
Pinkie Pie: SURPRIIIIIIIISE!
Twilight Sparkle: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!