Photo Finish: No Capes.  
Derpy Hooves: Isn’t that my decision?  
Photo Finish: Do you remember Thunderbuck? Tall, storm powers, nice stallion, good with foals.  
Derpy Hooves: Listen, PF-  
Photo Finish: NOVEMBER 15 OF ’58! (Henchmen laughs as he actives missile. Thunderbuck knocks him out with a buck and moves the missile away from the city.)  
All was well, another day saved when, his cape snagged on a missile fin. (Missile launches, bringing Thunderbuck with it. He screams)  
Derpy Hooves: Thunderbuck was NOT the brightest bulb.  
Photo Finish: Stratgomare! April 23 ‘57. Cape caught in a jet turbine. (Startgomare gets caught in a turbine while she was flying by an airplane.)  
Derpy Hooves: PF, you can’t generalize about these things-  
Photo Finish: MetaStallion, express elevator. Dynacolt, snagged on takeoff. Typhoon, sucked into a vortex. NO CAPES!