>”W-what? Oh, I’m Chillsea.” The sexy pen-gu-in smiles “Wanna go get cool in my meat freezer?” >Due to her “slight” retardation, she said yes. >You two go home and build snowforts and try to decide who Dirty Dan is. >She meets your “Pinhead Larry” >11 months later a chick hatches from your carton of eggs in the fridge “Fuck.”