MEGATRON  
Decepticons Transform!  
Time to bring in the storm.  
I’m gonna rule the little filly  
like the infection in Philly.
 
I am the mighty Megatron,  
Bringer of evil and wrong!  
Scared of your shadow, little pony?  
My rap kills those who rappin’ phony!
 
You’re just a Hasbro exploit  
And your fandom’s a fad.  
Grown men love “My Little Pony”?  
Even furries think that’s sad!
 
Killing Autobots and devastating planets! Deal with it!  
Hate? Grow a pair and just fucking take it!  
Or I’ll hack your wings like the freak, Pinkie Pie  
Laugh as you bleed, rip your heart out, and see you fucking die!
 
(Fluttershy: Now, that’s so mean!)  
(Megatron: That’s your comeback?)  
(Fluttershy: NO!)
 
FLUTTERSHY  
Close your excuse for a hole. Clean your ears and listen.  
I’ll whoop dat ass and send it right back to the kitchen.  
All you talk is crap about your small fast fame  
but this pink-mane filly ‘bout to change the game!
 
You lost many times to the Autobots and Optimus Prime  
The Transformers franchise kicked the bucket; passed its time!  
My pony and brony crew are taking ALL that you know:  
Your fans! Your crew! Son you just got owned!
 
Men watching the show? They just joined the herd!  
Ladies trolling Transformer fans, calling them a nerd!  
You brought your game with no gas and a flat tire.  
Well me, I’m bringing mine like a big cannon. FIRE!!!
 
(Hate?)I’ll tolerate and love the shit out of you!  
My Pony crew crush legends like you!  
Hang up your pride and join the brony army!  
This is your only option because you’re going to LOVE ME!!