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“When two-headed cows fly!”- Applejack
 
Raricow and Rainbovine were the Apple Families top two cows.
 
Raricow for her beauty, and high class milk, Rainbovine is know for being the fastest cow ever and her high class milk .both cows have ribbons, and trophies. The two share a field but nether like it,
 
Hey old fat flanks.” said Rainbovine coming over to her,
 
fat flanks look whose talking, now what do you what,” Raricow.
 
I found this energy drink, I never seen this brand have you?” Rainbovine showing her the drink.
 
No I have not, and why would I, I don’t drink them.” Raricow.
 
well I looks cool, so.” as Rainbovine drinks it.
 
only you would drink something you have no clue if it won’t kill you.” Raricow.
 
at lest I take risk unlike you little miss fake udders.” Rainbovine,
 
Fake udders my are all natural unlike yours.: Raricow.
 
Rainbovine walks up to Raricow and pushes her head into Raricows.
 
You want to fight miss bossy hoof?” Rainbovine .
 
Yes I do you bird brain.” Raricow,
 
Soon the two are wrestling, as they do this Rainbovine starts to glow soon so is Raricow,
 
Soon the two are covered by the glow when its gone the two are conjoined
 
This is all your fault you fat ass.” Raricow.
 
Its your ass now too, and how was I to know that would happen.” Rainbovine
 
even so you rank something you had no clue about.” Raricow.
 
it was an energy drink, no energy drink I’ve heard of did this.” Rainbovine
 
still your fault, now lets go I need a bath.” as she heads to the pond they have,
 
No way I hate baths.” Rainbovine
 
soon the two are in a tug-of-war, both pulling hard and mooing in anger, but soon Raricow wins, after that another fight starts this one over watching TV Rainbovine wants Wonder bolts and Raricow wants a soap opera Rainbovine wins but this is how their life is now arguing everyday as both do not learn to work together. let others learn if you get conjoined learn to work together.
 
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