“It’s a great pleasure, thank you.”  
“This ship that was involved in the incident off Donbass this week…”  
“Yeah, the one the front fell off?”  
“Yeah.”  
“That’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.”  
“Well, how is it untypical?”  
“Well, there are a lot of these ships going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I don’t wnat people thinking that tanks aren’t safe.”  
“Was this tank safe?”  
“Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.”  
“The ones that are safe.”  
“Yeah, the ones the front doesn’t fall off.”  
“Well, if this wasn’t safe, why did it have three gopniks inside it?”  
“Well, I’m not saying it wasn’t safe, it’s just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones.”  
“Why?”  
“Well, some of them are built so the front doesn’t fall off at all.”  
“Wasn’t this built so the front wouldn’t fall off?”  
“Well, obviously not.”  
“How do you know?”  
“Well, ‘cause the front fell off, and three gopniks fell out, squatted on a corner, and began dancing to hardbass. It’s a bit of a give-away. I would just like to make the point that that is not normal…”