Page 1395 - Off Your Mark
25th Jun 2020, 6:00 AM

Man, remember when there wasn’t a massive global community whose primary function was to make liking a TV show about ponies feel okay?

Princess Cadance: Cadance just kind of glosses over that and looks at Shining. “Uh, honey? Have you refreshed the barrier yet?”
Shining Armor: Oh, yeah, heh heh… should probably do that. Right, I didn’t mention that thing ponies get, did I? The, umm…
DM: Cutie mark?
Shining Armor: Yeah, that.
DM: Wait, isn’t your GM using parts of my homebrew? This isn’t your first pony character.
Princess Cadance: Haha, don’t pretend like you’re too manly to know about cutie marks.
Shining Armor: Hahahaha! Alright alright, yeah, my cutie mark is a shield with stars. And that shield means that my special talent…
Rarity: *You’re* the one casting the barrier spell? The giant one covering all of Canterlot?!
Shining Armor: Yep. Kind of a Very Important Pony here.
DM: The benefits and responsibilities of being a one-shot character.