“Sugar, spice, and everything nice
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect little ponies
But Professor Celestia accidentally
Added an extra ingredients to the concoction–
Chemical F (Stands for friendship you sicko’s)
Thus, The Powerpuff Ponies were born
Using their ultra-super powers
Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash
Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime
And the forces of EVIL!”
The city of Ponyville… Is under ATTACK!