“Twilight? I know times are tough and we all have to pitch in, but can I work somewhere else?”
“Why do you want to do that?”
“It’s just that my coworker and I have a… history.”

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“USURPER! I WISH TO SPEAK WITH YOU!”
“What is it?”
“TELL ME, HOW IS MY CITY OF WORTHLESS, GUTLESS TRAITORS? DO THEY STILL QUIVER IN FEAR AT THE FAINTEST HINT OF A SHADOW?”
“They’re prospering, actually. I don’t think they’ve ever been happier.”
“HAPPINESS IS WEAKNESS. THEY SHALL FALL IN TIME AGAIN, AND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR STOLEN CROWN RIPPED AWAY FROM YOUR SEVERED HEAD.”
“I see…”
“IS THAT THE FAKE PRINCESS SITTING AT TABLE EIGHT? BRING THIS TO HER.”
“Is… is that on fire?”
“I MADE IT ESPECIALLY FOR HER. TAKE IT TO HER NOW.”

</b>Okay, I admit it. I unironically love the Gameloft MLP game. It’s so wonderfully ridiculous. What’s that? Changelings are invading our city en masse? Let’s put up some banners, that’ll scare them off! Brilliant plan, Shining Armor!

And of course, you can assign anyone to any job, which brings wonderful things to light:

“Papa Sombra’s Poison Pizza” has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

Also hey! Cadance is actually wearing clothes this time!