“Big Hat Trixie”
Hello there. Trixie was expecting you.
As promised, she will share her sorceries.
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Oh, Trixie is afraid that you are unable to learn sorcery.
The basic framework, you see. It cannot be taught.
Oh, do not fret. We cannot all be as great as the Great and Powerful Trixie. You will find your own way.
Don’t frown with regret; peer forward with your head held high.
Not too high, though.