!a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/e/celestiaorlyplz.jpg! What the heck, Luna- you can’t just hit a filly- especially not one who needs your guidance.  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/u/lunachallengeplz.png! Well… I guided her out of her bedroom window and into a giant humble pie.  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/i/diamondtiaraplz.png! Humble pie tastes like crap! Give me some lemon pie!  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/i/nightmarelunaplz.png! Ugh; that filly is going to be trouble for a long while.  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/e/celestiaorlyplz.jpg! Don’t look at me; I didn’t write her.  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/i/nightmarelunaplz.png! What?  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/e/celestiaorlyplz.jpg! Some characters in the show exist for one reason.  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/e/celestiaorlyplz.jpg! You know that one royal guard we have that isn’t white?  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesslunaummplz.jpg! Hm; I have noticed him. He must have been important, right?  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/e/celestiaorlyplz.jpg! No.  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/e/celestiaorlyplz.jpg! The show writers think if Twilight Sparkle gets him as a love interest they can use it to make a canon couple.  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/e/celestiaorlyplz.jpg! Ratings and views go up; we all win.  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesslunaummplz.jpg! But we already have a female audience… who is this guy?  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesslunaummplz.jpg! We have some poor sap who thinks making more incidental cameo appearances than Stan Lee is going to win hearts? Oh, that’s cute.  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesslunaummplz.jpg! The love interest idea is dumb if that guy’s going to mosey his way into the Mane 6 long enough to actually develop.  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/e/celestiaorlyplz.jpg! Whatever happens between those two, it’s going be hamfisted.  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/w/twilighthappyplz.png! Hi Princess!  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/l/flashsentryplz.png! Twilight! You’re back!  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/w/twilightwhatplz.jpg! WHO ARE YOU?  
!a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/e/celestiaunamusedplz.jpg! It begins.