Based on the Chinese comic panels from:
 

 
(After the summer break)  
Good morning, class! Welcome back to our first day of our new fall semester! How was every critter’s summer vacation?  
(Gallus): I just had my first puberty spurt this summer after witnessing the most hottest woman on the beach!!  
(Oh sweet tailfeathers!! I can’t believe I said that aloud in front of the whole lecture hall on impulse!!)
 
Oh goodness, how wonderful!!! That means you’re growing up so fast, Gallus! If you don’t mind me asking, do you think you can describe what your experience was like and who your very first sudden crush is??
 
Don’t worry, we pass NO judgements over anyone experiencing hormonal changes during their exit from juvie hood!  
(A few minutes of explaining later…)
 
 
YYYOOOUUUU FFFLLLIIIRRTTEED WWIIIIITTHHH WWWWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???????!!!!!!!!!!  
(Silverstream): Every critter hit the heck!! Professor Fluttershy’s on an animal fury rampage on every corneerrr!!!
 

 
Well, there goes her winning streak for teacher of the month awards!  
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