Princess Twilestia: Dear Princess Celestia, today I found out that I was a robot all this time that will bend over to anyone who has a white coat no matter how ridiculous they are in assigning me tasks. Ha. Ha. Ha.
 
Lunajack: EVERY DAY IS LOWER BODY DAY. MY APPLE ORCHARD HAS A WINERY BECAUSE I CAN.
 
Cadanshy: I um… really like this costume if you don’t mind. If that’s okay with you… I am so cute.
 
Rarilis: Can we take off the suits now? Mine’s itchy.
 
Discorpie: Oh, but that’s the fun of it! Itchiness is so RANDOM! So FUN! EVERYTHING is fun with me!
 
Rarilis: Even taxes?
 
Discorpie: ESPECIALLY taxes.
 
SombDash: GRAWR RAWR 10% cooler RAWR RAWR RAWR 20 seconds flat. GRRRR.
 
Twilestia: I know he’s not even trying to say words, but that’s actually not a bad impression.
 
Rarilis: Ohhh I have a sad; time to wipe my tears with some bank notes. Huehuehue.
 
Lunajack: In all seriousness Rarity would seem like the kind of pony who would give out soda cans at Nightmare Night.
 
Cadanshy: I can’t believe that’s become the highest compliment anyone get during during Halloween.
 
Discorpie: Well… it’s either that or congratulating a woman on not wearing a slutty costume outside. That is, unless Alice in wonderland actually wore 6-inch heels and a short skirt in the original series, then we’re in trouble.