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You carefully strode through the birch-made cabinet in Cuppa Noodle’s room. You two had spent all night playing random N64 multiplayer games and Lin Guine (Her mother) had to come to her room to tell her she should go to sleep because it was 5:00 A.M… right now it’s about 2:00 P.M… In your defense she was supremely comfortable, and her coils were luxuriously soft and fluffy, like, imagine the softest surface you’ve touched, now multiply it by two and add velvety amounts of soft fluff. It was better because that adorable splotched long body of hers was completely snuggling and covering you, so you were in a squishy prison, snuggled from all sides lovingly. In fact right now you were still sleepy, most likely because of your lovely sleeping experience… and also because your sleep pattern became something like an sleep scribble/doodle now that you stayed up to 5:00 A.M

With a cute yawn, you managed to get the attention of the noodle in the room, as she looked at you with a bored expression, lying on her bed. “You’re sleepy and bored too, right?” She asked, her soft, kind adorable tone being noticeable across her spoken words. You stopped walking around randomly through her many objects in the cabinet and glanced at her, sitting down. “Uh, yeah… I just-“ You interrupted yourself as you suddenly opened your maw wide, though not by any vore-ish reason or because you wanted to eat a cuppa noodle for lunch, but because you were really tired and yawned out of sudden “Uh… sorry by that… But yeah… I’m just… bored… and very tired… your body is really a good place to sleep in, h-heh”

Your nervous chuckle at the end of your sentence made you even more adorable as the lamia blushed lightly by your compliment. She smiled like a filly and let out a little “T-thank you! I-I-I’m glad you enjoyed sleeping with me like that”, at the same time huddling herself in her own long body, coiling into a cute little bundle of adorableness and shyness, a lamia physical demonstration of fluster and timidity, both of which Cuppa was proficient on. “W-we could do that often… r-right? A-And a-also same size? N-Now t-that I know you won’t l-like… b-burst like my body pillows…” She whispered the last part, as she glanced to the side, where a gruesome scene was hidden haphazardly behind a box, with the terror-inducing fillings of a hypoallergenic soft pillow scattered around like the scene from a horror murder movie… the murder of Trixie body pillows… In Cinemas this February 30th…

“T-That last part was honestly anxiety-inducing, but I-I’m very glad I can be your snuggle buddy!” You added, smiling as you looked at the figurines next to you. Cuppa made sure to hide the real and very expensive ones somewhere where they’d be safe, so these were mostly bootlegs or cheap toys. You picked the sword toy from one of them, and swung it around cutely, trying to do anything to distract you from boredom. The lamia looked at you and suddenly got interested. That look meant that she had suddenly an idea that crossed her mind. She slowly slithered to you and, as you fidgeted with the curved blade (Which probably was a scimitar) she spoke softly and shyly, her voice a whisper. “W-want to do a LARP? Y-You r-really look like Two-Sided Scimitar w-with that” You didn’t know who that pony was, although the name seemed like the one of an adventurer similar to Daring Doo, and it was likely considering her love for these. You were a bit confused on the terminology though…

“What’s a LARP?” You asked, a bit confused. The lamia was quick to assist in your endeavors for information as she happily smiled, revealing cute little fangs “LARP; Live Action Role-Playing… b-basically y-y-you’ll act as Two-Sided Scimitar, w-wanting to hunt me, a-and I-I’ll be the g-giant snake” She said. Her eyes were so eager, and the fact that she was at a lower vertical plane in regards to you, since you were in a cabinet, made her look like if she had a pleading face with puppy dog eyes. Also, to be fair that LAPR… LPDA… LAPD… that roleplaying thingy seemed quite entertaining “U-Um… s-sure I think… J-just put me down a-and I’ll play with you” You said with a warm smile

Words couldn’t describe how her face beamed from a bored frown to a perpetual smile, as she quickly yet caringly picked you up from your elevated position on top of the cabinet, squeezing you gently between her hooves and grinding you softly, perhaps as a non-verbal gesture of gratitude that you understood correctly, before she softly and slowly deposited your tiny green fluffy body on the hard rock floor underneath you… well now that you were thinking about it, this kind of rock was actually a bit softer than usual… was it some kind of magical shenanigan the snekpones did to feel comfortable slithering here or something?

Your thoughts briefly shifted from the softer-than-usual bedrock floor as you stared towards the lamia that was bapping and bobbling all giddy and excited. It was one of the most adorable sights you’ve ever seen in your life. An adorable lamia, especially this adorkable nerd one, all excited and doing their cute little dance of their people, as if they were trying to vibe to the beat but with their entire bodies “T-T-Thank you thank you thank you you’re the best filly anon thank you! I-I always w-wanted to do something l-l-like this with a f-friend b-but no o-one wanted to…” Ooof these megafeels, why u do this to me m8 “T-thank you… r-really… t-this means a lot to me” She added afterwards, some cute little tears of happiness starting to slowly form in the corner of her eyes. You felt your heart both crack and remold itself with cuteness at the same time, feeling happy that you’ve managed to make her so happy. “Y-you’re welcome, I-I’m glad that I can play with you”

She wiped her tears and smiled towards you cutely, nodding at your words. After she calmed down a bit, she suddenly remembered something and crawled with her lamia body the heck out of the room in a fast blur, saying “H-Hold on I got a ton of soundtracks!”. You waited in abject confusion, not knowing that these snekpones could actually be fast, like, that fast as to disappear from your field of vision despite their meters of body in less than ten seconds flat. It was a bit silly for you to casually wait for her in her room, as you looked around just how small and insignificant you were compared to pretty much anything inside the room; to the point that even her slippers (Wait she had slippers? Why a lamia would need slippers?) dwarfed your puny size. Honestly upon seeing these you started to have kinky thoughts again, but you refused to act on them this time. As comfy as it’d be, you still had to do some LARPing with the white-with-black-splotches lamia. In retrospect you probably had to be thankful that she was so kind and nice to protect you, you really didn’t want to know just how fun being tiny was after meeting Mr. Spider or Ms. Wild Snek.

Your roomgazing was briefly interrupted as you hear a rustle and some fallings on the other room where the lamia had speeded towards like a cheetah, before you saw the familiar figure of the scurrying long ball of adorkableness pop through the entrance, carrying two boxy things in her hooves, placing them in one of the walls farther away, and then closing the doors of the bedroom you two were (Wow she actually had doors in a cave?). She was noticeably slower this time, as she fidgeted with the boxes, which now you recognized as loudspeakers but mini, just like you. They also had some paraphernalia related to Daring Doo, particularly the adventurer’s Cutie Mark was in one of the sides of the box, and the whole object seemed to share the color palette of said pith-helmet wearing Pegasus.

“Uh… w-where is it… damnit I swear I had it around here… Okay here it is!” The lamia said as she bapped on some kind of touchpad, probably for selecting music. A few final touches and pokes, twisting some knobs on the side, and then music -not to dissimilar to the one you’d have as a soundtrack for a boss fight- erupted from such devices. She hurried towards her ‘position’ as the track kept on rolling, being slow and gentle on the first part, perhaps as an introduction of the danger that awaits our brave adventurer Filly Anon. Cuppa Noodle did some kind of gesture as if she had just ‘awoken’ from her slumber, or something like that, just like you I was confused what it was, but it reminded you of these snakes coming from pots somewhere in Egypt.

And then the music became intense, like, if Tchaikovsky was told to not use his cannons and then he brought a bunch of 300mm howitzers to blow away your feeble warning. It was a bombastic kind of song, with unintelligible latin-like choir in the background as the voice of the legion sang something probably related to fighting. It was like some kind of epic music for when you had to fight a colossal beast with only a puny weaponry, which, considering the circumstances, it’s exactly what you were doing it right now. “So… um… I-I should like… hit you with this plastic sword?” You asked towards the snek, who nodded eagerly. “O-Oh, um, y-yeah… y-y-you j-just hit me a-and stuff, a-and avoid my attacks… d-don’t worry it won’t hurt me… I-I’ll be y-your final boss, h-heh! I-I have your princess a-as hostage!” She explained, holding her Trixie plushie and shaking it, her adorableness and dorkiness being a violent oxymoron to the fighting music in the background that sounded like if an evil being had just casted hell on the world.

“O-Okay, um. I guess…” You looked at your sword, it wasn’t metallic, neither sharp. Thankfully cuz otherwise you’d feel bad for hurting her. With that explanation, you stood in a ‘ready’ stance, your hooves extended and your face determined. A half joking “En garde, snek faget” was heard from your cute voice, as the music went progressively cooler and epic, even though you thought before it was on insurmountable levels of ‘awesomeness’ moments prior. Meanwhile in the background the cute long pone that was your ‘enemy’ was all giddy and happy, unable to contain herself

“URAAAAAAAAAAAAA” You said as you charged without prior thinking towards the giant lamia like if you were doing some kind of Banzai charge, the lamia was surprised at your dedication, and decided to respond your attack by attempting to crush you under one of her hooves. Under normal circumstances you would’ve loved that, but right now you wanted to make her happy being an adventurer, and Daring Doo wouldn’t allow herself to become the cute doormat for a giant snek, right? So with a quick jump to the side, which was complimented by a quick parkour roll that you didn’t even know you could do, you avoided the hoof as it impacted the ground slowly behind you. She let out a cute smile, seeing you so eager to roleplay with her, as now she attempted to ‘punch’ you using her other hoof. You spotted the big mass of white fur storming towards you like a killdozer at full speed, and realizing there was an space between the ground and the hoof, you dived into the ground with survival instincts you never knew you had, and managed to slip right under said horizontally-moving hoof.

You regained your footing, and firmly holding your sword with one hoof, you poked her exposed belly in the ground. She let out an adorable squeak and elicited some giggles, finding the action ticklish, before she refocused on you. She had to crane her neck a bit to look at your tiny figure trying to harm her, but you were doing as any adventurer would… well perhaps adventurers like Daring Doo would actively avoid having to fight a giant snake monster but yeah, that’d ruin the fun wouldn’t it?. The snek pone lowered her head to attempt and ‘snare’ you with her fangs, looking all kinds of adorable as she tried to do so, but you narrowly avoided it by doing a quick dive to the side, your sword falling in front of her as you lost grip.

Sadly, when you went to go pick your silly gray plastic scimitar in front of her, she hadn’t noticed that you had moved right under/in front of her, mere millimeters to her body, instead believing that you had went to the side. As such, she advanced forward and you immediately found out one reason why soldiers attempting to destroy a tank with dynamite usually didn’t do it from the front.

Your adorable little green body was suddenly face-first with a gigantic mass of lamia that was towering over you. You didn’t have much time to get yourself out of the way or even do any kind of feeble attempt at avoiding the inevitable contact, as the gigantic mass of lamia fur and squishiness went over you, smothering your legs first and then your torso, before you were completely squeezed under some tons of adorkable noodle-eating snake. She immediately noticed that she was crrrrrrrussssshing your tiny body underneath her and she jumped in panic (Or more like ‘she behaved very shocked’. Can lamias jump even?), looking underneath her

“AAAAAAAAAAAA I’m so sorry I’m sorry I’m so sorry I-I-I-I didn’t mean to do it I’m sorry!” She said, of course she said, she was the most adorkable Dark Souls boss you’ve ever seen, as she attempted to get off you, but there was a thing that was making this task difficult; once she ran over you, she had to keep going to get off you. It’s not like she could flex her body in some kind of bendy way to free you from underneath, and even if she tried turning right or left, since you were already smooshed under her you’d just keep getting smooshed as she passed on top of you.

“L-Let me get off you I-I’m so sorry!” She added as she started moving forward, trying to get off your tiny petite body gently and caringly. In any case she didn’t mean to harm you in any way, and she was already feeling fearful that she basically roadkilled you, albeit harmlessly. In your mind, a game over screen that said “YOU DIED” with red bloody letters appeared, that made you realize you forgot to save beforehand. Despite the apparent discomfort, it wasn’t particularly hurtful or painful, in fact it was all harmless and…. Kind of an enjoyable experience to be honest, it felt like some kind of weird, yet loving massage for you. Especially as the lamia kept going forward, rolling over your tiny body underneath, caringly and lovingly squeezing your tiny cute green coat more and more like a tender massage.

But soon enough, you were freed from such a confined space, being able to see the light again, God was it always so bright? Damnit. She crouched down (Or more like rested her chin on the ground) and looked at you with the sweetest and cutest worried/apologetic look you’ve seen as she spoke in a soft voice “I-I’m really s-sorry I-I didn’t mean to I-I’m so sorry” She said shakily, almost in the verge of tears. “A-Are you okay?”. You were one of her best friends, she wouldn’t handle that because of doing something she loved you got hurt

You stood up from your position, almost immediately noticing the small amount of relief the snake pone felt, while you picked your sword that seemed to have survived the experience just like you. And then you looked at those big red eyes of hers staring at your tiny figure. You smiled cutely and shyly towards her, rubbing the back of your head with one of your forehooves, the epic music still playing in the background. “U-Uh… I-I’m fine… I-I actually k-kinda liked that… but well… I guess I died and lost? T-the snake is too powerful for me” You said jokingly, in such a way attempting to demonstrate that you were perfectly fine yourself, as you approached the giant snoot in front of you and gave it a warm hug, your fluffy green body attempting to wrap itself on her nose.

She looked at your cute blushing figure and smiled warmly “Oh dear y-y-you’re just too adorable… I… w-well… w-we can do that again… I… I r-really enjoyed it so much, t-thank you” She said, smiling cutely and happily as she picked your tiny green body up and held you closely in an adorable hug, purring softly and nuzzling you with her soft fluffy cheek, enjoying your presence and the fact you did this for her “A-also… when you suddenly became a ninja?” She asked half-jokingly, and you just shrugged cutely. You honestly didn’t know what kind of possessed soul of a soldier had suddenly gotten onto you, but you were happy it did just for the sake of her.

This is a drawing I had done some time ago (Cough cough several months cough cough) imagining the tiny Filly Anon I’ve been drawing and the gigantic noodle Cuppa Noodle, then saying ‘Hey that looks like some sort of RPG’, before deciding to make it a full blown drawing related to that like if she was the final boss. xD

As again, the one who inspired me to draw this was this fella GoldenArchon right here. I have to be thankful to him for this otherwise wouldn’t have drew it XD. And apologies for taking so long to post this, job and mostly focusing on my safe account. I post once every sixth lent XDDD

And well, what else I can say? :P. Of course this is with Badum’s perm… and hopefully he doesn’t mind these two extra artworks of Cuppa, which I imagine are more ‘cuter’ and less ‘weird’ Xd. As for the drawing, drew the face of Filly Anon like those RPGs and FPS where the face of your character appears with the life and stuff. And she has 45 ATK, 2,4 Luck (Don’t ask me how a dice can land in 2,4 XP), 99% Helth and 0.0% Magic (Probably because she isn’t a unicorn perhaps :P).

Also a Trixie plush which was used as a McGuffin hostage but immediately forgotten of afterwards, and a health bar showcasing the insane amount of health Cuppa has, that’s ramen strength yo Also she has a second healthbar >:3. And Trixie’s signature is based off Saint of Ponification Badumsquish’s drawings.

And well, as for the music playing, you can imagine any you’d like, even that cool yet obscure boss music you have hidden somewhere. I had based myself [on this one I had around](https://www.youtube.com/