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M- “Do you ever think about how we’re technically part of the royal guard?”
S- “I try not to. I’d rather not think about the possibility of being sent to Canterlot and getting gnawed on by a bugbear.”
M- “Aw c’mon! Think of it this way… we’re uh- we’re doing our duty for Equestria!”
A- “We’re in the middle of nowhere, Moor.”
M- “Well I mean… It still counts as service, right?”
A- “Meh, barely. We’re being paid to sit around and stare at dunes of snow. It’s like we’re bleeding away our tour…”
M- “Well uh… Just think about all the positives!”
A- “I… I guess I’m glad I’m still able to study the stars while I’m sulking around a freezing cold wasteland. I suppose that’s nice.”
S- “And I’m just glad I can carve whenever I please.”
M- “See? Those are positives!”
A- “What about you, Moor? Got anything positive to share?”
M- “M-me? Uh… I guess the sergeant makes really good blueberry tarts?”
S- “Mmm… I guess that counts.”
A- “You’re just saying that because you’re hungry.”
S- “I am a simple mare with simple needs, Amby.”
M- “Hehe, I’ll drink to that!”
A- “We- We didn’t bring drinks.”
M- “Fwehehe… or did we?”
A- “You-”
S- “Stuffed your jacket with booze.”
A- “No wonder you’re so touchy feely tonight…”
M- “Verrry perceptive guys! Care for a swig?”
S- “I’m not a fan of alcohol.”
M- “Hah! I already planned for that, I got root beer too!”
S- “I love you.”
A- “Well, you know what they say… You can’t do proper stargazing without a drink.”
S- “Who said that?”
A- “I dunno, just pass me the whiskey.”
M- “Woohoo! Guard buddies for life!”
A- “Snow? Don’t let her have any more, please. She’s nearly floored…”
S- “I’m already hiding it as we speak, Amby.”
A- “Heh, you know me so well…”
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