Inspector Mare: Was it the way he stroked and nibble your well-preened wings on your back, or maybe he charmed you with one of his special magically-enhanced tea brews??
OR was it perhaps he attempted to steal the crown off your head again, but in the end, you ended up stealing his heart?
Butler: OKAY, Inspector! Enough fantastical romancing! How about you start asking on why Queen Haven lied about her current activities on her letter and never called back!?