Original Description:
My first G5 pony humanization!:) Humanzied Izzy Moonbow at Equestria Games!
IZZY: How did you like my performance?
PIPP: That was magnificent, Izzy! But… why naked?^^;
IZZY: Isn’t that how Equestria Games have always been played?
SUNNY: It was but… long time ago. VERY long time ago. It wouldn’t be a big deal if we were normal ponies, but when we are humanized…
IZZY: Oooooohhhhh… anyway this ancient unicorn performance is supposed to play in the buff - the entire point is to keep your bits covered with ribbon. Veeeeery crafty trick! So it makes no sense to do it while wearing clothes. You agree, Hitch?
HITCH: (nosebleeds)
IZZY: See? Hitch agrees!
HITCH: Ahem, yeah, but isn’t it technically impossible to keep your bits hidden from the audience? I mean, people look at you from very different angles, you can’t stay covered from everyone all the time!
IZZY: Uuuuunicorn craft! So where is my celebration cake?
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ZIPP: Umm, Hitch, what you are doing?
HITCH: It doesn’t make sense. Another video and not even a glimpse of Izzy’s nipple? How is it even possible?!
ZIPP: You… kept on watching videos of Izzy’s performance trying to see her bits? Don’t you think it looks a bit… weird?
HITCH: Hey, it is not like that! I just can’t understand how is she doing it! It is beyond any logic!
ZIPP: Just try to relax, okay? You seem to be too way to consumed by this and lost connection to the world around you.
HITCH: Oh really? Okay, detective Zipp, and how can you prove that I don’t see anything around me?
ZIPP: Easily. First, you have black circles under the eyes. Second, I can hear your stomach gurgling even from here which means you haven’t eaten for a while. And most importantly… I have just left the shower and have been talking to you without even a towel on all this time.
HITCH: Well, maybe I am really… WAIT WHAT?!!!