Maggie: Hey, have you heard about those Uglydolls?
Friend: Them? You Mean?Maggie: Yea, the one with the Cookies!
Friend: Yea!
Maggie: You know, the one hanging out in the Ice-Box?
Friend: Yea, yea, I know him, I know him
Maggie: Yes? Okay, hey check it out!
Will you buy some Uglydolls with me?
They are the only toys just for me!
When I pick one up, I get lost in a phase
Then I find out I’m all out of MONEY!
Maggie: Gimme Uglydolls!
David: Gimme Ice-Bat!
Maggie: Gimme Uglydolls!
David: Gimme Jeero!
Me: Gimme BooBoo!
David: Gimme Babo!
Me: Gimme Cookies!
David and Sun Min: Of course, we will get you that Maggie
David: We need to get this movie done
Me: I need to get more Uglydolls
There are many secrets in collecting!
Many of which drive Ugly Lovers insane!
Why you try to hog up all the rare ones?
Just sounds like crap and it makes you look dumb!
Fighting the obsession is not that simple:
All you do is stop buying those dolls
For the rest of your Ugly life
Jeero: Gimme TV, gimme Cookies, gimme Booboo,
gimme Super Massage Chairs gimme everything I need!
Maggie: Wait, wait, wait, who are you?
Zakka: Hahahahaha.
Zakkas Verse:
My name is Zakka, I’m the rappers angel
Legendary King of the Ugly Nation
Why should laMers like Maggie- O with her party of
a bunch of retarded Joes
get all the Uglydolls? I don’t think so!
(Jeero: Jeero Whirl!) I don’t blink slow (Jeero: Let’s do this!)
Cause every time I drive and rhyMe a rhyme Hib Eyebye stabs my right eye more than nine times ninety nine
Babos Verse:
Lately’s been a boredom and lack of interest
Little cats say were dolls and just babies nookies
Curious guy, gotta buy some time to— oh lookies
I eat all the girl scout cookies
Webkinz and Barbies, them I just laugh at
I’ve seen their commercials and Ive had enough of that
Don’t fight the obsession, but hey! Kids that are lonely can
drop in and play with us to get their spirits back up
Dialogue 1:
Picksey: Gimme
Wedgehead: My name is Wedgehead
Picksey: Gimme, gimme
Wedgehead: Wallet
Picksey: Gimme
Wedgehead: Wallet
Picksey: Gimme, gimme
Wedgehead: End of the song
Picksey: Gimme
Wedgehead: Candy
Picksey: Gimme, gimme
Wedgehead: Chocolate Bar
Dialogue 2:
Babo: Oh, hello!
Wage: Oh, it’s a little creepy up here
Babo: Yea, it is
Wage: I’m a little low on sugar
Babo: Okay?
Wage: You have any refreshments?
Babo: Yea, you can take this cookie crunch
Wage: BUT YOU JUST ATE IT!
Trays Verse:
I am just an Ugly, please help Me!
David is scary.
Ive heard rumors he created me with three brains
but I don’t wanna have three brains, I already have three eyes!
Me: Gimme Uglydolls!
David: Gimme Ice-Bat!
Me: Gimme Uglydolls!
David: Gimme Jeero!
Me: Gimme Booboo!
David: Gimme Babo!
Tray: Gimme my cellphone and a doctor
There are many secrets in collecting!
Many of which drive Ugly Lovers insane!
Why you try to hog up all the rare ones?
Just sounds like crap and it makes you look dumb!
Fighting the obsession is not that simple:
All you do is stop buying those dolls
For the rest of your Ugly life!!!!!