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“Nile”stone Tallies:  
CAT: 117 lbs (not including the 500lbs headstart I gave the Sphinx.)  
PONY: 205 lbs
 

 
SP: (burps, sighs) Are we through with this pause yet? My gullet is getting restless and Southern Equestria isn’t going to conquer itself, you know….  
RD: So what? We got ourselves a nice soft pillow mattress right here. Right, Pinkie Pie?!  
PP: Yes, but Dashie… when is it my turn to massage Jinxy?  
SP: I say STOP… calling me… Jinxy…. (mew?)  
RD: You’ll have to stop us with that blub… Miss Kitty Kitty!
 
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Now that it’s halfway: from now on, ALL donations will fatten the respective teams even MORE!  
TEAM CAT will gain 12 lbs for every $3 usd donated. TEAM PONY will gain 18 lbs for every $3 usd donated.  
(you can choose to go for either team, or even BOTH at the same time. It’s up to you!)  
💲 SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR YOUR TEAM, HERE: ➡️ https://www.paypal.me/RupertBlueFox  
(and name your fave team when donating, please)
 

 
So! Here you have it. The mighty Sphinx is getting impatient AND bored with how slow things are with this Drive. At this rate, NEITHER side will overtake Southern Equestria, much to the cat’s chagrin. (never thought I’d use that word)  
Just a small rant, but I believe my previous Drive with that giant yellow balloon performed better than this. That’s just me talking. So what now? Is there any coming back from this? As night approaches in the desert, will anyone become bigger than the pyramid before them? And will Jinxy still have a chance before the 3 mares could do so? That is up to YOU, the contributors, to decide!!!