What is this weird show?  
It’s like the only thing you know  
You talk about it every day  
You know this is child’s play  
 
Your path ahead is blurred  
Told to go join in on the herd  
You know this show’s for younger crowds?  
How can you say you’re proud?  
 
Now think, brony, think  
Everything in here is pink  
You’ve spent your precious time  
Now you’re walking a fine line!  
 
And then you have the nerve  
To ask me to observe  
These girly things  
You open your mouth and sing…  
 
(Chorus:)  
Ponies aren’t just for girls  
Let this tail unfurl  
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie  
Applejack and Fluttershy  
Do not be afraid  
We will never fade  
Rainbow Dash and Rarity  
Join the herd, and you will see!  
 
 
Hey this show’s not bad  
I’ll give it to ya, I’m real glad  
I never thought I’d like this stuff  
I thought I was just too tough  
 
I’m sorry I was rude  
I feel happy and renewed  
And even though I feel naive  
I find it hard to leave  
 
So thanks, brony, thanks  
My mind was shooting blanks  
I feel like such a fool  
Who knew ponies were this cool?  
 
Now wait for Saturday  
For the show to play  
What will it bring?  
We open our mouths and sing  
 
Join. The. Herd.  
 
(Chorus)  
 
So thanks, brony, thanks  
Looks like I’ve joined your ranks  
I never could repay  
What you’ve done for me today  
 
Hey thanks, brony thanks,  
Looks like I’ve joined your rank  
I never could repay—  
 
(Chorus x 2)