Discord: ’Toast-les͠t̀ia̶’? P͟fff̷f͠t̢ttt̀ *sounds of raucous maniacal laughter*  
 
Clarion Call: sigh It was only really funny the first time round…And so, as we start our interview by getting right to the basics of Britannia’s rather long-winded moniker… we find ourselves going off on tangents…. Typical.  
 
Still, seems as though you were right, Discord. Our little journey through time isn’t having any problems so far. No time anomalies or paradoxes that I can detect. How are you even doing this?  
 
Discord:It’́s͞ al͢l in th͟e fing̨ęr̸s…  
 
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