Page 1614 - Glue’s Clues for Blue, Part 4  
18th Nov 2021, 6:00 AM in Intermission 15

Authors: Winged Cat & Swest  
 
Guest Authors’ Note: “This pony might not have a pedigree, but if he has his say, he’s going to stay that way, ‘cause high-browed ponies lose their vanities, and a common pony is what he’ll be. He’s not quite interested in being 20% cooler.  
 
Nod to John Conlee’s song “Common Man”.”  

Rainbow Dash: Wait, why should we follow you anywhere? Who are you?  
Glue: I’m just a simple stallion, who drives a common wagon.  
Rainbow Dash: You really don’t hear yourself, do you?  
Glue: There’s been a break in at the local museum. The curator thinks you can help track down the hoodlum. My job is to escort you there…  
Rainbow Dash: …and keep it “mum”?  
Glue: Right on, pawn.  
Rainbow Dash: Ugh, now you’ve got me finishing your rhymes.  
Rainbow Dash: A break in, you say?  
Glue: Yes, I must confess.  
Rainbow Dash: With bad guys to beat up?  
Glue: Probably. It’s not a comedy.  
Rainbow Dash: Well why didn’t you say so? Sign us up! We are the best detectives in all the world!  
Applejack: That might be a stretch.  
Rainbow Dash: We are fierce! We can track down those criminals and bring them to justice!  
Rarity: Oh my.  
Fluttershy: By “justice” you mean…?  
Rainbow Dash: We pound them into the dirt!  
Applejack: “Pound” them? Rainbow, aren’t you getting a bit ahead of yourself and draggin’ us with you?  
Rainbow Dash: Trust me, it’s about 20% cooler accepting a quest this way.