Twilight: No… :3

Twiggie: I will literally burn this pillow fort to the ground before I allow it to be occupied by a certain foreign long-necked oppressor, Celest’ Depressor of couch, mattress, throne and the occasional beanbag chair! MWAH HAHAHA!!
 
Twiggie: No, wait that just make ME sound incredible idiotic. MARE, am I glad I didn’t actually say any of that. Seriously, what kind of plot-hole actually speaks that way?!
 
_{*Twiggie burns her declaration of stay-ance, she’d prepared two hours ago, before she’d had her breakfast and her blood sugar was low, so she wasn’t exactly thinking straight at the time.*}
 
Twiggle: Jack-plot-ery avoided!
 
Sometimes my blood sugar gets low and it’s uncomfortable.
 
The pillow fort was set ablaze two minutes later. Celest’ was blamed for the act of Big-Wing Terrorism. The event, which become known as the Pillow-Tag Fire, led directly to the window curtains being set ablaze through sheer proximity. The Combustion-Enabling Act of ’3 was a turning point in the history of Canterlot Castle which led to improvements in the fields of child safety and fire prevention within the castle grounds.
 
-The Third Rukus: The Beginning of TS Canterlot

“Your pillows? Nope!”

“No. Go ask Spike.”

@Malis  
Don’t mess with the quesadillas! We don’t want another trauma for Twig.

Twiggie has repurposed your puny plush pillows into something to be on awe of.
 
Twig: KNEEL BEFORE THE POWER OF THE PATENT PENDING PERSONAL PROTECTIVE PUSH PILLOW PALACE!!
 
Celest: …so you hav-
 
Twig: KNEEL!!
 
Celest: Okay. I’m getting the quesadillas.
 
Twig: *!!!!!*

Now they are my defense, they shall not pass!