@Officer Hotpants  
So now Luster Dawn must travel with a team of royal guards to the Planet Mares, where in the year 20 alr a portal leading to the Mares was discovered in the Neo-Dragonlands South of New Equestria 2. Twenty years later ponies are still struggling to understand the technology behind the portal, the civilization who build it and why.
 
_Starring RockHoof _as Captain of the Royal Guard. _{With the} Cake Twins _as The Brother and Sister, _{who have some serious sexual tension going on between them, making everycreature very uncomfortable throughout the entire mission.}
 
Luster:  
Dawn of DOOM  
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Princess Twilight:}  
Luster, you simply must stop browsing that social media of yours all day. That is why I’m sending to Mares to oversee a potential deadly mission that shall scar you for life, both figuratively and literally. I went on many of those at your age and I turned out just fine.

@Malis  
Now Luster Dawn must take up the legendary Vampire Killer whip and put a stop their unholy ritual before they doom what remains of the world.

Oh, don’t worry. They come back in a sequel… of a sequel of another sequ… later, they come back later.
 
EQG X, Equus is dead, the land, the oceans, the entire planet, none of it can support life anymore. While on a school field trip a group of grad students stumble upon an old and forgotten garden… a garden of statues. One in particular stands out amongst the many others.
 
Spaceship, machetes, holograms, guns and camp EverFree. EQG X. Just because they could so they did.

If they deserved it then Discord should have been restoned.

@Officer Hotpants  
True, but I meant confirm that she’s a sociopath, make sure she’s beyond help before sentencing her to life as a tacky lawn ornament.

@Anonymous #2E4F  
You can’t fix a sociopath.

Probably, but it still flies in the face of the “reform the villains” thing the show’s been doing since the start. The finale was a bad place to buck that trend without exploring the idea of when you should give up trying to help bad people or when is a wrong to much to forgive.
 
Also, Cozy’s a goddamn child. She might have been a literal sociopath, but have her see a psychiatrist first before condemning her to an eternity as a statue, would ya?

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