TWILIGHT) d…discord what is the meaning of this.  
DISCORD) oh my dear adorkable one, you see fluttershy suggested that I get a puppy so I can learn some compassion. but she didn’t have a puppy….. she makes a wonderful substitute don’t you agree, and she was so adorable I couldn’t just have one, now all of you get to be adorable.  
RARITY) oh my this is the worst possible thing, this diaper makes my bottom look big  
APPLEJACK) seriously that’s your problem with this, ya’ll need some priorities.  
TWILIGHT) and what’s with the diapers this isn’t funny discord.  
DISCORD) well you see after becoming a pup our little fluttershy got a little nervous and had a little accident the poor dear.  
FLUTTERSHY) sorry girls this is all my fault.  
DISCORD) oh don’t beat yourself up flutterpup, they add to your adorableness.  
RAINBOW DASH) hey we might be adorable but this isn’t cool I got a wonderbolt reserve rehearsal in an hour.  
PINKIEPIE) oh come on dashie its not that bad I kinda like being a puppypie (giggle snort)  
DISCORD) see pinkie likes it.  
TWILIGHT) you’ll be turned to stone for this when princess celestia finds out .  
DISCORD) is that so and just how is she going to find out.  
TWILIGHT) I’m telling.  
DISCORD) oh but how will she understand you she doesn’t speak K9 (naps fingers)  
TWILIGHT) bark, bark, gerrrrrrrrrr, bark, bark, bark, gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr whimper.