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It’s time for Al-i-man-i-acs
And we’re zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You’ll laugh till you collapse
We’re Al-i-man-i-acs
Come join with the Faust sisters
And the Faust niece Cadence too
Just for fun we toy around
Whoever we come through
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught
But we break loose…
And then vamoose…
And now you know the plot
We’re Al-i-man-i-acs
Tia trolls and Cadence yaks
Luna pwns n00bz with her h4x
While Sparkle does our tasks
We’re Al-i-man-i-acs
Meet Trixie and her fans
Who want to rule the ponyverse
Crusaders flock together,
Granny wacks ‘em with her purse
Derpy chases muffins
While Lyra seeks humans
The writers flipped
We have no script
Why bother to rehearse
We’re Al-i-man-i-acs
We have pay or play contracts
We’re zany to the max
There’s baloney in our packs
We’re Al-i-man-ee
Totally insaney
Power overwhelmy
Al-i-man-i-acs
Those are the facts!