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Speaking from recent personal experience, when you’ve been the diplomancer your entire career, sometimes you gotta see what it’s like to be the agent of chaos for a change.

Anyway, there’s a Spudventure in the pipeline, but my aging computer is having trouble getting the podcast and video out, so I’m pushing the release back to Thursday.

Smolder (RT): To make a long story short, then, I’m trapped here with these shallow mares. This is supposed to be a dragon’s worst nightmare. And to Smolder, it’s certainly irritating.
Gallus (RD): Hey, at least you’re not about to be crushed to death! <roll>
Sandbar (AJ): This is usually the part where you sit down with them and get info all stealthily.
Smolder (RT): If I was playing a Rogue, yes, but I’m not.
Silverstream (PP): Maybe you can persuade them to be all sympathetic and let you out!
Smolder (RT): Excuse me! The question is not “What would Rarity do?” It’s “What would Smolder do?!” What choice would this draconic bruiser make?
(beat)
Smolder (RT): Fireball.
DM: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, WHAT?