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(Lifeguard): Why can’t you just poke a hole and deflate the inflatable with your beak?
 
(Silverstream): But I just bought these two for 6 bits each!! I don’t wanna throw away something so new right now!!  
Besides, if I pop it so instantly up close to her eyes, the loud popping sound would cause her to go on a panicking rampage!
 
(Lifeguard): Well, there’s no blow valve on your inner tubes and I haven’t brought anything with me in person to handle a bizarre case like this….  
Tell ya what, Silvia! How’s about we take you and your friend to the lifeguard’s equipment shack and see if there’s anything over here we could use to free Yona??!!  
Post your comments here on how we can save Yona from her own lifesaver using ONLY tools in a lifeguard shack!  
Reference:  
Lifeguard: Justin Case by space-cakees (derpibooru.org/1282093)
 
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