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Epic: Ah~ Your majesty, you so…
Sirius: Even intoxicated, you call me that?
Epic: Course. Yous a prince and I’m just a… deadbeat
Sirius: Do not say such things, dearest. You are very talented and I love seeing you perform.
Epic: Yous jus sayin that.
Sirius: I would not lie to you, darling. I love your singing.
Epic: …Did you know I love you?
Sirius: Hm? I had guessed but this is the first time you mentioned it.
Epic: Well, I do. I super duper love you, yous majesty!
Sirius: If you love me, perhaps you can start by calling me by my name rather than my title?
Epic: …S-Sirius?
Sirius: Hm?
Epic: Sirius, I love you!
Sirius: [Smiles and catches Epic as she nearly faints at the sight.] Ah, careful, dearest. Would you like to go home?
Epic: Will you go out with me?
Sirius: I believe I’m the one whose suppose to court you, darling. At least give me a chance to.
Epic: S-so you will?!
Sirius: Yes yes, I’ll be sure to start a proper courtship with you in the morning, Dearest. But first, bed.