TRANSLATION  
1.- Welp, that was weird.  
2.- Oh, oh. Be careful brothers, this city has the “tiny door” course so you constantly hit yourself and die of brain damage. ¡Waoooh, dangerous!  
3.- He, he. Kirk was right, we should not have come.  
4.- Hm, I’m noticing that it’s not only the doors, but also the buildings. But the city doesn’t look like something i would consider out of the ordinary. I need to see more.  
5.- Dude, what is up with this place? Are we in the modern smurf village or what?  
6.- Nah, this looks like is more for gnomes.  
7.- But there’s something I am sure about and is that we are in a city populated by barbies, because this is the mos homosexual looking city I’ve seen.  
8.- ¡Gah, stupid fly’s, I am working!