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Pregnancy may come with a lot of excitement and anticipation for the wonders of parenthood, but nobody talks about the other “joys” of the experience. Including:

Morning sickness! Or all-day sickness. Especially when carrying triplets.
Constant trips to the bathroom! When you’re a teacher, little kids sure do take a long time to pee-pee and poo-poo when you’re waiting in line…
Cravings and (likely permanent) weight gain!
Kicks in the ribs! It’s even worse with twins
Other people touching you without permission!
Sore feet! Soreness all around, really.
Your favorite dress doesn’t fit anymore!
You can barely move some days, and it’s super exhausting! Especially if you’re on the smaller side….and you’re carrying twins…
Low sex drive! Firework sure finds it disappointing. He threw away all of his “special toys” for Dusk, and now he has to deal with an 11-month dry spell until the baby is born? This’ll be a long pregnancy, and Firework isn’t even the one pregnant!
Wild mood swings!
And the miracle of childbirth! Firefly finds it amusing. Galaxy not so much.

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Pregnancy may come with a lot of excitement and anticipation for the wonders of parenthood, but nobody talks about the other “joys” of the experience. Including: 
 
1. Morning sickness! Or all-day sickness. Especially when carrying triplets. 
 
2. Constant trips to the bathroom! When you’re a teacher, little kids sure do take a long time to pee-pee and poo-poo when you’re waiting in line... 
 
3. Cravings and (likely permanent) weight gain! 
 
4. Kicks in the ribs! It’s even worse with twins 
 
5. Other people touching you without permission! 
 
6. Sore feet! Soreness all around, really. 
 
7. Your favorite dress doesn’t fit anymore! 
 
8. You can barely move some days, and it’s super exhausting! Especially if you’re on the smaller side....and you’re carrying twins... 
 
9. Low sex drive! Firework sure finds it disappointing. He threw away all of his “special toys” for Dusk, and now he has to deal with an 11-month dry spell until the baby is born? This'll be a long pregnancy, and Firework isn’t even the one pregnant! 
 
10. Wild mood swings! 
 
11. And the miracle of childbirth! Firefly finds it amusing. Galaxy not so much.

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