Saffiplaid headcamel time! Allons-y!

Saffron Masala always had one goal in life: to do her father proud by devoting herself entirely to the family business, and to keep the time-honored traditions of Calcolta cuisine alive (wait, is does that constitute two goals or one bifurcated goal? I dunno…). Despite being a total babe, the very business-oriented Saffron had very little interest in dating and had more or less written off the possibility of pairing up with anypony; a wife or husband might try to distract her from her culinary prerogatives, and she couldn’t have that. Then along comes this beloved, familiar face from the past, who not only encourages Saffi’s dreams and ambitions, but also happened to grow up all tall and strong and hot. The relationship takes a while to coalesce (mostly because Saffi has never really been in love before and is essentially flying blind), but ultimately the pair hit their stride, exchange vows and open up a spin-off of Dad’s restaurant in Ponyville.

Oh, and allow me to reiterate: my Hindi is absolute Google Translate bullshit. X3 If anybody out there happens to speak actual Hindi and wants to help me, by all means.

mlp:fim = Hasbro/Faust