“In the beginning ponies had nothing,
Their bodies ached and their hearts held nothing but hatred.
They fought endlessly but death never came
They despaired stuck in the eternal quagmire
So then, God was born, heralding the end of eternal suffering
Bringing forth loyal and kind beings to lead ponykind
But, before paradise could be found, God lost her power
She left ponies in despair
But, She gave her word that She would return
So you see, my daughter, God hasn’t been lost,
We must offer her prayers and not forget our faith.
We must prepare, you must prepare, you will be the mother
God will be born from your womb, Scooter Rocket
And the path to paradise will be opened.”