Pink knight: Awww!!! do you needa change before bed???  
Me: N-N-No I dont!!!  
Pink knight: Aww!!! yes you do!! i can see it sagging under you!!!  
Me: I dont neddda change (diaper sags)  
Pink knight: Yes you do darling.. your diaper is sagging really badly.. you need one  
Me: Um.. no…  
Pink knight: Awwww!!! then you can stay wet im not gonna change you this is your punishment, if you wanna change no!! no change  
Me: I changed my mind.. fine  
Pink knight: nope!!!  
Me: But its saggy and messy  
Pink knight: welp, you asked for it good night  
Me: (diaper sags) I wanna get out of this dipee but i cant!!!