“Hi there, it’s nice to meet you.” You rub and pat through her fluffy mane since your hand is there anyway.
 
“If I knew an alien was coming here, I wouldn’t of left for my family reunion!” Pinkie continues to sound as chipper as before. “Well, family is important, but a new friend is also important! I tried making everypony happy once, it didn’t end well. Maybe I would have gone anyway, but left something for you? Would you be okay with that? Tell me what’s okay with humans since there’s a WHOLE PLANET of them! Twilight said there’s over seven billion of you guys! I don’t think all the batter in Equestria could make a cake big enough for that many mouths, but I have to do something! Maybe they could take really really small bites? Could I use some Earth batter too? Do Earthers even eat cake? Psh, what kind of silly question is that, everypony loves cake! You should have seen and tasted all the cake and delicious things at the bakery competition me and my bestest best friends went to! But now that we’re friends, me and you are going to do so much fun stuff! I’m soooo sorry, my welcome wagon wouldn’t make it down here, but I hope this will make up for it!” Jesus Christ does this pony even breath?
 
She reaches up and pulls a stri-“AH!” The loud bang followed by a shower of confetti startles you as they descend from the now popped ball. With a giggle, she turns and goes up the stairs… hopping all the way until out of site.
 
Brushing some colored paper out her mane, Twilight says, “I’m sorry, this is as calm as a welcome I could talk her down to. She wouldn’t take no for an answer. It’s just Pinkie being Pinkie. Wow, your heart rate really went up.” She looks at a screen that displays your BPM.
 
One thing is for sure, you are fully awake now. That is one crazy pink horse. Taking a moment to calm down and brush the scraps of tissue and streamer off your bare ches-didn’t you sleep with your shirt on? Pads are placed around where your heart is, various spots on your upper body, and around your head. “What the hell are you doing? You couldn’t wait until I was up?” You knew she would end up experimenting on you.
 
“Oh, I just wanted to take some readings. You were asleep, so I teleported your top clothing off and now I have your deep sleep cycle recorded. I see a few differences from pony’s, but I’m sure with some more samples I can pinpoint if there is anything really varied from ours. Isn’t this exciting? Another step closer to better humanology and similarities to share with Earth!” Does this pony have no respect for your personal space? Or do they not have that here?
 
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