“Well, today’s been eventful. Some asshole nerd wizard transformed me into some kind of tiny plastic figure and now I’m sitting on his dusty ass shelf. I don’t even know why, I’m not even remotely attractive. Isn’t this only supposed to happen to random girls in fetish stories on the internet? I fill like, none of those criteria. This was supposed to be my vacation! Wait, yeah, I’m pretty far away from home… does anyone even know who I am here? And even if someone miraculously knew someone went missing, how would they even know who to look for? Shiiit…”