(A three way crossover with JAD, Galloping Steel, and Colt Quest.)
 
Starring: Treads (G.S.) Sundancer (JAD) and Jewel Family Guards (Colt Quest)
 
 
>The shot rings out  
>A hefty roll of booty wipe rockets out of the barrel  
>And strikes Steel right in the face  
>Time seems to slow as the plushy round squishes his muzzle a bit
 
>He topples backwards  
>Steel’s armor clatters as he falls onto his back, and his two friends rush to his aid
 
>Siqueue sounds somewhat surprised  
>”Sir?”  
>Sir tacks on a much less caring, and more deadpan  
>”Staff Sergeant. Please. It’s just toilet paper.”