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“>You are Anon  
>Sent to Equestrian Prison for your repeated failure to comply with Celestias demands you stop squatting on Sweet Apple Acres  
>Which is totally unfair  
>Because who the fuck builds a house in the middle of the forest and doesn’t expect crazy mountain men to break in and start screaming about the devil at children inside.  
>This is your first day in prison  
>Equestria being such a nice place must mean the prisons are brutal  
>You’re ushered into the courtyard to see a large group of mares trotting around tending to the gardens  
>Obviously a ruse to pacify inspections from hum- pony rights groups.  
>A voice calls to you from behind  
>”Hi, Anon right? I’m Sunshine Meadows, your warden!”  
>A pudgy little mare with a bright yellow mane and an apron covered in flowers beams at you  
>You start to sweat  
>This bitch must be hardcore to be wearing a thing like that  
>”A-Anon! Yes! Submitting myself to incarceration!”  
>You nervously stutter out  
>”Incarceration? “ she asks tilting her head >”Ooh don’t you think thats a bit of a harsh word?”  
>Shit you’ve pissed her off for sure  
>”Y-yes maam! I won’t use it again”  
>Fuck that sounded so sarcastic  
>She beams another big smile at you  
>”Oh, okay!”  
>She leads you further into the yard and tells you about all the facilities  
>You aren’t listening though. You’re too busy eyeing up the other inmates  
>Trying to find the toughest one  
>”Well anyways Anon i’m sure you’ll fit right in here. If you’ll excuse me I have to finish baking cookies for tomorrows sale.”  
>”Ah…yes ma’am! Thank you”  
>She begins to trot off but stops and turns back remembering something  
>”Oh and if you have any questions and i’m not around ask Pretty Petals, she’s sort of the queenie bee in my absence”  
>She makes a little buzzing noise while making loop-dee-loops with her hoof  
>You look over to see an aging mare with a big poofy mane pressing flowers in books with other inmates  
>Bingo”
 
The story starts and ends there.  
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