>Sent to Equestrian Prison for your repeated failure to comply with Celestias demands you stop squatting on Sweet Apple Acres
>Which is totally unfair
>Because who the fuck builds a house in the middle of the forest and doesn’t expect crazy mountain men to break in and start screaming about the devil at children inside.
>This is your first day in prison
>Equestria being such a nice place must mean the prisons are brutal
>You’re ushered into the courtyard to see a large group of mares trotting around tending to the gardens
>Obviously a ruse to pacify inspections from hum- pony rights groups.
>A voice calls to you from behind
>”Hi, Anon right? I’m Sunshine Meadows, your warden!”
>A pudgy little mare with a bright yellow mane and an apron covered in flowers beams at you
>You start to sweat
>This bitch must be hardcore to be wearing a thing like that
>”A-Anon! Yes! Submitting myself to incarceration!”
>You nervously stutter out
>”Incarceration? “ she asks tilting her head >”Ooh don’t you think thats a bit of a harsh word?”
>Shit you’ve pissed her off for sure
>”Y-yes maam! I won’t use it again”
>Fuck that sounded so sarcastic
>She beams another big smile at you
>”Oh, okay!”
>She leads you further into the yard and tells you about all the facilities
>You aren’t listening though. You’re too busy eyeing up the other inmates
>Trying to find the toughest one
>”Well anyways Anon i’m sure you’ll fit right in here. If you’ll excuse me I have to finish baking cookies for tomorrows sale.”
>”Ah…yes ma’am! Thank you”
>She begins to trot off but stops and turns back remembering something
>”Oh and if you have any questions and i’m not around ask Pretty Petals, she’s sort of the queenie bee in my absence”
>She makes a little buzzing noise while making loop-dee-loops with her hoof
>You look over to see an aging mare with a big poofy mane pressing flowers in books with other inmates
>Bingo”
The story starts and ends there.
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