A man found a fluffy pony on his door step. The fluffy pony wanted food.  
The man gave the fluffy pony food, and then it wanted a home.  
The man gave the fluffy pony a home, and then it wanted hugs.  
The man gave the fluffy pony hugs, and then it wanted toys.  
The man gave the fluffy pony toys, and then it wanted a kazoo.  
Fluffy pony played the kazoo happily for hours on end, and the man wanted quiet.
 
Don’t give your fluffy pony a kazoo.