Prism: Yo! Del!
 
Del: Oh, hey Prism. What’s up?
 
Prism: Don’t “what’s up” me! I was gonna ask you that!
 
Del: ………. what’re you talking about?
 
Prism: Don’t play dumb! I saw you at the train station this morning
 
Del: ………… and?
 
Prism: Who. Was. That. Mare?
 
Del: ……….. Oh, you mean Crme de la Crme?
 
Prism: Ooh la la. Yes! That one!
 
Del: She’s just one of Claire’s friends. Met her in Canterlot and she mentioned that she wanted to see what life on the farm was like so she stopped by for the day.
 
Prism: Soooooooo……?
 
Del: What?
 
Prism: Are you dating???
 
Del: What? No! Ah just met her!
 
Prism: Hey, I saw that kiss she gave you when you picked her up
 
Del: It was just a kiss on the cheek. Pretty sure it’s a Canterlot thing.
 
Prism: Dude, she’s so into you!
 
Del: I’m pretty sure she’s not. There’s not way. She dated Prince Valiant and they broke up
 
Prism: Maybe she doesn’t like those upper class guys. Methinks she didn’t just come over to experience the country if you know what I mean wiggles eyebrows
 
Del: …………… okay bye
 
Prism: Hey! C’mon!
 
Del: …………..
 
Prism: Bro, go talk to her more! You gotta hurry before some other D-bag from Canterlot picks her up
 
Del: Why are you so interested in my love life all of a sudden?
 
Prism: Cuz mine sucks right now and you have the opportunity to date a supermodel and you’re not taking it
 
Del: ….. Well, the first part’s true
 
Prism: Ouch
 
Del: But Ah mean, Ah don’t think she really likes me like that. She doesn’t seem like the kind of mare to chase after some guy
 
Prism: Then give her something to chase!
 
Del: I dunno….
 
Prism: C’mon, don’t tell me you didn’t at least think she was a little bit hot
 
Del: …………………………………. Yeah she was pretty hot