Claire: Ah, Mr. Parody. I didn’t see you there
Parry: Heyyyyyyyyyyy, Godzi I mean, Claire.
Claire: That’s Crystal Clarity to you.
Parry: Yes. Sorry. My bad.
Claire: So, Mr. Parody, is it true that you have a crush on my dear friend Candy? takes off his glasses
Parry: What? No! I mean kinda, I guess.
Claire: Mmhm. You know, I care deeply for my friends. And I wouldn’t like it if someone who I didn’t see fit were to end up with them
Parry: Well how voice crack
Claire: raises eyebrow
Parry: coughs How would you know?
Claire: I just know. Call it a sixth sense if you must. Or an instinct. lifts up his chin
Parry: Well, you don’t have to worry about me. I’m good. I’m aaaaaalll good
Claire: Hmmmm… I dunno
Parry: Are you like this with all people who show interest in your friends
Claire: Just the ones who have made a horrible first impression and haven’t given me a reason to trust them yet
Parry: Well what do you want me to do???
Claire: You’ll just have to figure that out now won’t you? Until you do….. turns his head to make him look at her watch your back
Parry: cries on the inside