“Well, since Equestria seems to have an abundance of insects and bugs that are perfect for squashing, flattening, and using as my own personal toys and items, it’s only natural I test out some of the more…interesting ones. You know, to see if I might want to keep them around for my own personal use rather than just stomping and demolishing. This little one, Aeon, really seems to fit nicely beneath my majestic rear-end. He’s nice and warm down there, and he seems to enjoy it. Think I should spare him from a grisly fate and keep him as a playmate?”