“Poor Bon Bon can’t catch a break! She’s been accused of shoplifting apples, getting trash dumped all over her, was bamboozled by an enchanted doll, and served rock-flavored cider - enough already! Maybe her habit of trying out new voices constantly is an attempt to bring her some luck? A lot of her spare time (she might say “way too much time”) is spent suffering through the hijinks of her excitable housemate, Lyra Heartstrings. Don’t be fooled through, these two are the best of friends!”
 
(I might have missed a word here or there, that original image is not great to read from. But I’m certain of 99% of it.)